I hate blogs!

When jacqui told me about this, i almost shot myself...in the face.....because now iBlog, did you like the pun? iBlog? like I...Blog...as in right now? was it cute? was it....funny? was it retro and hipster? like.....a blogger might say?....being....dare i say...trend-dy! as in iPod....i-BLOG...omg...omfg......ommfggg(oh my mother f*ing good great god)! shoot me....shoot me in the face.